If you loved The Aristocrats, have we got a book for you! However, for all you granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging, sensitive share-the-love wimps, keep moving if you value the purity of your mind. On the other hand, if you love a delightfully down and dirty joke, if you enjoy shocking the socks off the weenies of the world, then Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive will guarantee to have the PC Police knocking down your door. Enjoy hilarious vileness from some of the greatest comic minds in show biz: Drew Carey, Jason Alexander, Richard Belzer, Joan Rivers, Drew Carey, Gilbert Gottfried, Chris Elliot, Curb Your Enthusiasm"s Susie Essman and Jeff Garlin, Richard Pryor, Jr., Larry Amoros, Ice T, Pat Cooper, Adam Ferrara, Eddie Brill, Tony "Paulie Walnuts" Sirico, Vincent "Big Pussy" Pastore, and Vince "Johny Sack" Curatola of The Sopranos, Jackie Mason, Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Giraldo, Colin Quinn, Artie Lange, Jackie "the Jokeman" Martling, Goumba Johnny, Jeffrey Ross, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (a.k.a. Robert Smigel). And a lot of other sick bastards. A nationally known comedy writer and an authority on roast humor, Jeffrey L. Gurian has written material for many of the great performers at the fabled Friars Roasts. He also wrote and directed the "Men Who" series of short films for the Toyota Comedy Festival, has written for MTV and USA Network, and was one of the writers of Sony"s first interactive film. In addition, Jeffrey is the East Coast producer of National Lampoon Radio Networks. This is his first book. He cannot promise it will be his last.