Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you"ll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don"t hate them because they"re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)*ebay addiction and why "It ain"t worth having if it ain"t on ebay"*Why today"s children"s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues*And so much more! Celia Rivenbark"s essays about life in today"s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.