A Heckuva Job: More of the Bush Administration in Rhyme

Somehow, despite everything Calvin Trillin wrote about the Bush Administration in Obliviously On He Sails, his 2004 bestseller in verse, George W. Bush is still in the White House. Taking a philosophical view, Trillin has said, 8220;We weren8217;t going to know whether you could bring down a presidency with iambic pentameter until somebody tried it.8221;Now Trillin is trying again, back at his pithy and hilarious best to comment on the President8217;s decision to go to war in Iraq (8220;Then terrorists could count on what we8217;d do: / Attack us, we8217;ll strike back, though not at you8221;), his religiosity (8220;He treats his critics in the press / As if they8217;re yapping Pekineses. / Reporters deal in mundane facts; / This man has got the word from Jesus8221;), and whether he was wearing a transmitting device in the first presidential debate (8220;Could this explain his odd expressions? Is there proof he / Was being told, 8216;If you can hear me now, look goofy8217;?8221;)Trillin deals with the people around Bush, such as Nanny Dick Cheney and Mushroom Cloud Rice and Orange John Ashcroft and Orange John8217;s successor, Alberto Gonzales (8220;The A.G.8217;s to be one Alberto Gonzales8211; / Dependable, actually loyal 252;ber alles8221;). He tries to predict the behavior of the famously intemperate John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations in poems with titles like 8220;Bolton Chases French Ambassador Up Tree8221; and 8220;White House Says Bolton Can Do Job Even While in Straitjacket.8221;Finally, in dealing with whether the entire Bush Administration, like the unfortunate Brownie, has done a heckuva job, he composes a small-government sea chantey for the Republicans:8217;Cause government8217;s the problem, lads,Americans would all do well to shun it.Yes, government8217;s the problem, lads.At least it is when we8217;re the ones who run it.