My name is Sarah Dearly, and I"ve got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the world"s worst blind date. Then I may have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers and a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who have nicknamed me the Slayer of Slayers. Now I"m being used as bait to draw out the hunters" bad-ass leader, while my gorgeous 600-year-old boyfriend Thierry seems to be blowing me off, and my sizzle-hot, fanged friend Quinn is trying to turn my self-defense lessons into make-out sessions. So you know what? I"m done. I"ve had it. There comes a time when a vamp has to just suck it up and go after what she wants. And as soon as I figure out what that is, that"s exactly what I"ll do...