Trying to keep people away from your cubicle is now fully automated with Yoda USB Desk Protector. Modeled after the Yoda character from Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, this miniatured Jedi master holding the illuminated lightsaber is able to detect anything between 2 and 3m away and warns the intruders (or anyone just walking by) in one of the following phrases: * "In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side" * "A disturbance in the Force there is" * "Retreat! Cover you I will" * "Still much to learn you have" * "So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?" * "Rush not into fight, long is the war - Only by surviving it will you prevail"