We all know How to Shit in the Woods-but do we dare? After reading this uproarious collection of "fecal misadventures," you may think twice before venturing out into the great beyond or even down the hall to your nice safe water closet. In this fun and oh-so-fundamental guide to all that can go wrong in this most personal of realms, the fearless Joe Lindsay, veteran river-rafting guide and yarn-spinner extraordinaire, lets loose with whopping loads of terrific toilet tales, from the ridiculous ("Mask of Poo") to the utterly vile ("The Shitbox That Ate Sonora"), all true, and all culled from the great body of American river lore. Okay-Huck Finn it ain"t, but as river tales go, this one is guaranteed to make readers bust a gut. Author: Joe Lindsay.