I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW ME

You know Judy Greer, right? Wait, what was she in again? The Wedding Planner, 13 Going on 30, 27 Dresses, The Descendants, that remake of Carrie. Yes, you totally recognize her. And, odds are, you feel like she"s already your friend. And if you don"t yet, you will after reading this collection of hilarious essays, about how a midnight shopping trip to CVS can cure all; what it"s like to have stepchildren; and how she really feels about her mother. But Judy Greer isn"t just a regular friend--she"s a celebrity friend, a star who really is "just like us". While she sometimes has a stylist and a make-up artist, she still wears (and hates!) Spanx. Judy offers a hilarious look behind Hollywood"s glitzy veneer: which celebrities she"s peed next to, what it"s actually like to attend the Oscars (and have your dress dissolve around you), and which hot actor gave her father a Harley Davidson.