"You"re not Mia Thermopolis any more, honey," Dad said. "You"re Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo. Princess of Genovia". A PRINCESS?? ME??? Yeah. Right. One minute Mia"s a totally normal Manhattan fourteen-year-old. Next minute she"s heir to the throne of Genovia, being trailed by a bodyguard, taking princess lessons with her uncontrollable old grandmere, and having a makeover with someone called Paolo. Well, her dad can lecture her till he"s royal blue in the face, but no way is Mia going to turn herself into a style-queen. And they think she"s moving to Genovia? Er, hello?