Come one, come all! And as you listen having a ball, I will tell you a story about Jay and Kay, a wannabe prince and pretending princess escaping the first day of May. No, the twins were not leaving because they were naughty children at play, but rather so they could trail the fairy tale and hear what the laughing breezes, singing fleas, dancing trees, and trapeze-swinging bees would say. In this book we will chase crazy things on make-believe wings, learning running away is never right anytime night or day. We will also discover to stay safe underneath your glowing crown on loan...never roam away from home. But before the kids could figure that out, they first have to go exploring out and about, making itchy mistakes north to south. Yes, investigating where icky cruds are growing huge inside deep, dark, damp, black caves, Jay and Kay will run away where wild winds are howling and blowing. So come into the teacups land and to the trash cans? last dumpy stand, and you...