Paul Gilbert on Twitter is as interesting as you can be in 140 characters, but, in reality, he is nothing special; he rants at the TV, doesn"t cope every well with local weather presenters, considers most vegetables to be unnecessary for the enjoyment of food and would like to spend more time on a quiet rock by the sea watching sunsets. He is useless at DIY, lives always just beyond his means and has a keen sense of a world that would be better if it took itself a little less seriously. Unwritten Rules are an antidote to order and a celebration of random moments of oddness.