This is a novel for those who never risk more than a cappuccino and Death by Chocolate at their local cafe. Or for those who"d rather knit while Rome burns. Or those who"d rent a concert hall to perform their own concerto - if they could ever write beyond the first measure. Or those born to win Silk at the Bar. Or those who just dream of women with buck teeth and brown eyes. The much awaited satiric novel by the Winner of the Queensland Premier"s Poetry Award and the Steele Rudd Highly Commended short story collection Triangles.