Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to take the plunge and propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad"s advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): "Just take a day to think about it". This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, a toe-curlingly honest pilgrim"s progress of teenage relationships, sex and love by one of the funniest writers at work today.