After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair", has never minced his words. And when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him... From the pitfalls of family weddings to confronting burglars naked with a shotgun, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true memoir of a father-and-son relationship from a major new comic voice.