Read by Tony Robinson. "Just because you can"t explain it, doesn"t mean it"s a miracle." Religion is a controversial business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion, and indeed their own gods. Who come in all shapes and sizes. In such a competitive environment, there is a pressing need to make one"s presence felt. And it"s certainly not remotely helpful to be reduced to be appearing in the form of a tortoise, a manifestation far below god-like status in anyone"s book. In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. Preferably one who won"t ask too many questions...