Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it"s all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he"s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she"s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they"re a-holes. At times like these, it"s only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it"s against the law (and there"s the suicide hotline)....