When Loretta Walch finds herself single again, she takes her plus-sized dysfunction on a laugh-out-loud road trip towards karma. It"s true the ink hasn"t dried on the restraining order that taunts her in Chicago, but that doesn"t stop her from making a very bad day for a small-town cop, a clueless veterinarian and a string of others who get in her way as she weaves and dodges hopefuls who"d love to see her behind bars... if they can catch her. Left in Chicago, Frank Walch is given a second chance at happiness, but it comes with strings. He must deal with Aunt Edith, a woman who bears an uncanny resemblance to Elton John, a love of feather boas and anything bedazzled and a penchant for gossip that travels through the family tree faster than beetle kill. The question is, now that Frank has met Carrie Branson, a woman who more than makes up for his ex"s toxic personality, will he be able to keep their romance alive when Loretta returns to Chicago to even the score? ...