Hey, Doc! Does Speling Count? is a humorous satire about the many failings of state universities in America. This book is for people who, like Professor Ward, enjoy laughing—those willing to poke fun at human behavior and traditional institutions. In particular, it is for those whose lives intersect American education. They wonder what’s going on and why. “Hey, Doc!---” is for teachers, professors, education administrators, college graduates, business leaders, legislators, working professionals, serious college students, and self-sacrificing parents, whose monthly checks wind up paying for three-day weekend college football bashes. And, it is for Professor Ward’s barber who wonders why his college-educated patrons have nothing more important on their minds than last weekend’s football scores. As a university professor of thirty-one years, Dr. Ward has observed just about everything happening on campus—some of it is truly shocking. An idealistic reformer, he wanted to...