What happens if you see twin witches? You won"t be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can"t fool me, I can see right through you Will: "Mum, all the children make fun of me." Mum: "What do they say?" Will: "They say I"m a werewolf. Is it true?" Mum: "Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper." These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).