Complete Redneck Dictionary

There"s no such thing as too much redneck. And it"s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy"s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless Southern slang. Say after me: bay"ou (bi-u), v. and n. to purchase for another. "Ijust walked right up to her and said, Hey darlin", lemme bayou a drink."" doo"dle (dud"-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. "Don"t even look at him, "cuz that doodle kill you." toretoise (tort "-as), v. andn. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. "That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin"." Whether you"re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen...