TicktockticktockTICKTOCK ... That"s Emma Hamilton"s biological clock you can hear. She wants a baby and she wants one NOW. But when Mother Nature refuses to play ball, Emma decides to give her a prod - or two. Soon her life is a roller-coaster of post-sex handstands (you can"t argue with gravity), hormone-inducing (sanity-reducing) drugs and a veritable army of probing specialists (torturers, more like). It"s out with the booze and spontaneous sex, in with green tea and ovulation tests.