- Academy Award-winning screenwriter and director Nora Ephron (When Harry Met Sally, Heartburn, Sleepless in Seattle, You’ve Got Mail) turns her sharp wit on to her own life.* Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from*If the shoe doesn’t fit in the shoe store, it’s never going to fit*When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you*Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for by the age of forty-five*The empty nest is underrated*If only one third of your clothes are mistakes, you"re ahead of the game