- Barry Trotter is pretty disreputable and unpleasant. Imagine what he was like as a teenager. Here"s the beginning of the whole sorry tale. Did Barry and Ermine do it? How exactly did Lon end up with a hole in his head that whistles when the wind blows? Was Lord Valumart always that crass? And where did that ridiculous German accent come from? As funny and twisted as the first two books, Barry Trotter And The Dead Horse is also as affectionate towards JK Rowling"s originals. This has lead to the books gaining a devoted following amongst fans of Harry Potter as well as being a welcome antidote for the over-egging of the boy wizard. A process that we"re not a part of at all. Oh no. Not even a tiny bit.