- "You"re almost a virgin again": When Stacy Hamilton"s best friend points out how long it"s been since Stacy broke up with her last boyfriend she can"t believe it. In college, a dry month had seemed unbearable. So what"s happened? You"d think her job at Thongs.com concocting sexy lingerie would get her in the mood. But the guys she"s been dating recently aren"t exactly enticing. Stacy decides drastic action is required. It"s time to widen her search for the ideal man!