A book for the subversive worker lurking in every cubicle-from the creator and author of 52 Projects. For anyone frustrated with the soul-killing monotony of a nine-to-five job, this quirky collection helps beat the office blues, inspire creativity in seemingly dead-end situations, and preserve a bit of integrity in a conformist corporate culture. Learn how to: - Survive long, boring meetings with breath-holding contests. - Plot out a "sick day" calendar to maximize time off. - Write your novel on company time. - Create the most pro-worker cubicle to instill a false sense of your total commitment. - Anonymously send your boss a Happy Secretary"s Day bouquet.