In this side-splitting send-up of instructional manuals, Bobby Rusher, a devious, tricky lout on the green, shares his singular strategies and priceless tips that he guarantees you"ll never learn from a golf pro, including: - How to hit a ball on the first try; - How to play your second shot from the Ladies" Tee without explaining yourself in a falsetto; - How to estimate the distance the ball would have traveled had it not been unjustly interrupted on its way to where it was supposedly going; - How to evoke the law of gravity to modify your score; - How to increase your opponent"s score when you are unable to decrease your own; - How to handle your opponent"s caddie"s hysterical laughter; - How to manufacture a good lie in a bad situation; - How to avoid the water when you lie eight in the bunker. From its clever illustrations of duffers at play to its dead-on parody of traditional guides to better golfing,...