For every guy who has wondered how he could possibly become a dad while preserving any masculinity, sanity or dignity, this practical and hilarious guide will teach you. How To Feel Manly in a Minivan ...and many other essential self-preservation techniques for new dads. Men are ill equipped to face the challenges of fatherhood, but we"ve always made a noble effort: engaging in the meaningful sex, attending the breast-feeding class without giggling, and staying sober during the college planning. But the time has come for new dads to suffer no more. Veteran dad and author Craig Boreth sets out to smooth the path to paternity, showing desperate new dads: How to convince yourself that you`re ready , from abandoning your entire existence to preparing for the biggest challenge of all: being useless. How to get fit for Fatherhood , since that pudgy butterball will smack you down faster than a jilted stripper and make...