The perfect gift for the soap fan, from an award-winning daytime television insider with tongue planted firmly in cheek Everyone knows soaps aren"t real life. Or are they? Just in time for gift-giving season, here is "You Know Your Life Is a Soap Opera If…" Fast, funny, and far from implausible, this charming little book shares all the truisms soap fans will recognize from their favorite storylines - and from life. Things like: Everybody has secrets. Everybody else knows them. Be kind to strangers. They are likely to be your family. No former spouse ever really dies. Never talk to yourself - some scheming bitch will overhear and use it against you. If you marry for money again and again, it won"t buy you happiness - but you will have a great wardrobe. Don"t reject a man because he"s evil - he could develop into a (smoldering, enigmatic, and/or brooding) romantic hero. You"d be robbing yourself of...