In this hilarious approach to the world of gardening, "whoretoculturalist" Sacha Langton-Gilks exposes the hidden meanings behind plant nomenclature, with a nod to all things naughty in the garden. Novice gardeners can discover the right conditions to attain momentous results from the often neglected Clitoria, or learn the self-seeding abilities of Sisyrinchium, also known as E.K.Balls. Other sections include The Gay Boy"s Border and Plants to Give People You Hate, where you will learn how to best bestow a gift of Mother-in-Law"s Tongue (Sanseviera trifasciata) on your worst enemy. Cleverly illustrated and packed with over the top planting tips, this is the rollicking best friend to every seasoned gardener.