What is it about athletes and their amazing ability to twist and torture the English language? Here is an eminently readable, laugh-out-loud, always entertaining, can"t-put-it-down collection of 1001 of the must stupefyingly dumb quotes from the world"s best athletes. While they might be at the top of the athletic world, their profound inability to communicate clearly and articulately puts them on the bench. Here"s a small sampling: Readers will want more, and "1001 Stupid Sports Quotes: Jaw-Dropping, Stupefying, and Amazing Expressions from the World"s Best Athletes" will provide hours of entertainment.