Sean Thomas was single, thirty-seven, and just "a tiny bit desperate" to meet the woman of his dreams when a men"s magazine asked him to try Internet dating for a year and write unflinchingly about his experiences. The result is a painfully funny and gloriously indiscreet diary the "Los Angeles Times" calls "a hilarious romp through the London dating scene." Thomas lays bare answers to such questions as: Why are so many men fascinated by lesbians? What"s so great about pantyhose? And what"s it like to have sex with someone really famous? His story will appeal to any woman interested in what men really think about sex and romance, and to any man who"s ever taken honest stock of his relationships with the fairer sex.