- It"s the Discworld"s last continent and it"s going to die in a few days, except...Who is this hero striding across the red desert? Sheep shearer, beer drinker, bush ranger, and someone who"ll even eat a Meat Pie Floater when he"s sober. A man in a hat whose luggage follows him on little legs. Yes, it"s Rincewind, the inept wizard who can"t even spell wizard. He"s the only hero left. Still...no worries, eh?