Dr. Burnorium says: I"ve been using Professor Phardtpounder"s Colon Cleaner for many years now so I reckon I can say with some degree of certainty that I must have one of the cleanest colons in the country. However, Colon Cleaner is much more than just an amusing name. It is a serious Caribbean style, mustard-based sauce with Scotch Bonnet peppers and a touch of turmeric that all combine perfectly to produce a cracking flavour.