"The Fictionary" is two things. It is both a collection of new words that should probably not be accepted into the English language and words that already have been but with new definitions that should probably not be accepted into "Websters Revised Unabridged Dictionary." "The Fictionary" is meant to be funny. It is not meant to alarm, upset, or offend. To those who are not easily amused, we give you fair warning: this work contains memes which may be dangerous to your mental health. "The Fictionary" is presented for your enjoyment and is not intended for any practical purposes, use at your own risk.