Move over, Martha Stewart! Bubba"s in the garden with the sweet potatoes and the tire beds. Rufus T. Firefly gives away all his family secrets in this humorous gardening guide. He tells you why old carpeting makes great mulch, how to fight the bugs with cigarette butts, and how to grow a pickle-in-a-bottle. There are some actual great gardening tips peeking out of the redneck humor. (For example, eggplants and peppers need sulfur to grow well, so stick half-a-dozen unburnt matches head-down in the soil next to your plants.) Save me some of them tractor-tire tomatoes, you hear?