If you"ve always wanted to give this lesbianism thing a whirl, this manual for sapphic living from a dedicated womanizer may be just what you"re looking for. First, Eisenbach will help you discover if you"re truly ready to be a lesbian. Then she"ll take you step by step through picking up other women (or being picked up yourself), making love to them, and how to settle down with one for a relationship. The author"s dry wit is an acquired taste, but try to stick with it, because just beneath the unrelenting subtlety and irony, you"ll find sensible advice about self-esteem and relationships.