Johnny Ali lives a lonely, pathetic life with his stepparents-a rich, arrogant, patriotic couple that treats him like a servant. He has never waged a jihad with Osama bin Laden and other terrorist, he has never ridden a magic carpet, or fought a crazed bounty hunter funded by the U.S. government. Yet he is far from being a typical American high school student. The other kids shun him and teachers ...